You know, I'm not ashamed (much) to admit that of all the modern Disney shows I'm still subjected to having to watch thanks to sharing a home with a 10 year old, "The Suite Life of Zack & Cody" is by far the easiest to sit through and actually enjoy. (The same cannot be said of its spin-off show, but that topic doesn't belong in this blog.) I actually got kind of excited when I found out there were a couple of games out for it! But, once again, I was disappointed by another show-turned-videogame title.
This was even less playable than the Animaniacs game, and only a tiny bit more playable than "The Wild West". UGH. My first indicator was upon first starting up the game to find out the animation style is SO bad, it looks more like this game should have been "Dennis the Menace". As it so happens, the gameplay also seems more like something Dennis would pull, rather than the Martin twins.
Truth be told? I made it maybe one level in before deciding this game is TERRIBLE. I mean this is *bad* bad. Even looking past the character animation, I thought MAYBE, just maybe, there would be some interesting level exploration in the seemingly 3-D hotel. But nooooo... You're stuck to a VERY thin track that's not far off from being a 2-D scroller game. (Mmhmm. Told you it was bad.) It allows for pretty much NO original exploration. The abilities are fairly stupid. I can usually put up with anything most games dish out, but this is in a league all of its own as far as terrible games go.
It's bad enough to where I can't even rate this. All I can say is not to waste your time or money on this title. Even die-hard fans would be insulted by this one.
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